New York, NY
Rental, 11th FL
I had genetic manipulation on my mind this morning after checking Facebook, so my mind jumped effortlessly into future-kids-imaginary-scenarios as older unmarried ladies tend to do. What? At least I’m honest. I’m not ready for one but I do think about these sorts of things a lot more than I used to.
Since I had nothing else to do while I ran, and I know I don’t have the skills to genetically manipulate anything, I decided to think about what kind of daughter I would wish my daughter to be if she came out ugly. Was that harsh? Did I just doom myself? Sh*t.
HAYNYWAY~ let’s start again…If my daughter were "unattractive", I’d hope she comes with an elevated sense of self awareness that surpasses her own age and any sort of self-depricating sense of humor.
Example:
Setting: Age 17, First college interview @ Brown (yeah I imagine her to be an art fart cuz she’s not very pretty), Interviewer is wispy-bald
Interviewer: Hi *beep*, welcome to Rhode Island.
*beep*: You are Wispy bald.
Interviewer: Yes. I could use some more hair but let’s get back on the topic of getting you into Brown…so your grades are fantastic and I see that you have a long list of skills such as ohhhh you play the violin! How special for an Asian student!
*beep*: You should not get petty over a fact presented to you on your appearance by a 17-year-old.
Interviewer: Tell me something interesting about yourself…other than this acquired standardized list of skills to get you into college. Say…any other tangible skills that you might have listed?
*beep*: I make hot girls look hotter.
What an enlightened child!